Sildenafil Citrate, better known as Viagra Super Active, is a drug originally developed to treat pulmonary hypertension. In its current form Viagra Super Active is used to treat erectile dysfunction. The onset of this medication occurs in as quickly as 10 minutes. In Australia, this drug can be purchased online from several different locations.
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Edonlinestores.net sells 360 100mg pills for the low price of $1.70 per pill. As with any other medication some common side effects can be experienced. Common side effects include Headache, flushing, upset stomach, indigestion, abnormal vision, nasal congestion, back pain, muscular pain or tenderness, and nausea. A rarer but more serious side effect is prolonged erection which can lead to sudden hearing loss or damage to the penis.
Viagra Super Active should also not be taken by those who take nitrates as they may experience a serious and potentially fatal drop in blood pressure.
Viagra recreational use
Viagra Super Active has also been known to be used in recreational settings. One such incident involved the goblin handed, goblet shaped troll CeeLo Green being arrested on a cruise for the possession of both Viagra and other medication. A combination that has been colloquially deemed SexTacy.
Other such cases of recreational Viagra use include that of one worm shaped lad by the name of Jimmy Norton. Upon Jimmy’s travels to Brazil he decided to visit a whorehouse. Prior to doing so he did what any other innovative sexual deviant would do in that situation, He took 100mg of Viagra. Following this Jimmy proceeded to walk around the lobby of the whorehouse in nothing but a bathrobe that tented in the front like a teepee made of sexual repression. He continually pointed down at the chemically induced support beam present in his pants and repeatedly asked anyone within earshot “Who is Gonna take care of my hard pecker”.
However, it is not only celebrities who have found use for Viagra Super Active in their day to day lives. No sir, now even the elderly have gotten their hands on the drug leading to nursing home orgies that today are the stuff of legends. No longer do we have to fade gracefully into the twilight of existence with a subdued libido and an understanding that there is more to life than sexual release. That simply wouldn’t do. Now 80 year olds can hop on octogenarian tinder (which I propose should be called DNReR) and find a heavily medicated barely alive shell of a woman to ravage. Just as God intended. Viagra Super Active isn’t just a miracle drug. It’s a declaration of war against God and Mother Nature. No longer will the vessel we call a body be limited by such petty forces as time.
The erect penis produced by Viagra Super Active is the fleshly flag pole we will hoist at our sexual iwo jima. So buy Viagra Super Active. But don’t just do it for yourself or even for your partner. Do it for your country and your fellow man. There are now three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and the throbbing veiny monstrosity of an erection that is produced by viagra super active.